What to do?

My Mom says that arguing with me is a waste of time... Coz I win everytime /wahaha

My brother says that arguing with me is a waste of time.. Coz everytime he wins!!! /no

What to do ?

The problem with few of them is that they keep their things in the right place and search somewhere else!
And I come in tht few! :(

That girl!

As I was just turning at the end of the lane, I heard a lady's voice - "Hey see the girl has come". I thought I was pointed out. And I slowed my pace. Then another lady's voice, "Who?"

1st lady : "The girl whom I mentioned as Intelligent, smart and beautiful".

(I looked for some other girl, but cudnt see any. As u wud have expected, I was on clouds nine :) ofcourse, never ever heard such a praise!!!)

2nd lady : "hm.."
1st lady : "She is in white dress".

(All of a sudden my merriment got a blow, coz i was in my lovely pink :( Not caring any more, I raced to my home).

But what I didnt understand was, whom the lady was refering to!

And you know what a relief I got, when a week later Mom told that,
she was Mom's new Kitty friend, who is colour blind. /hmm /hmm



P.S. This is a work of fiction based purely on the writers imagination and what you thought?? :P

What to do?

The more I am getting philosophical, the more the people say MOKKAI :(

My 55!

Bhopu : Yesterday, an hour after getting up, Sanju was highly perspiring! His pulse rate ranged from 76 to 100 then to 140 and was still exceeding!

Gopu: What happened?

Bhopu: What happened????? This is what happens, when one works out in treadmill!!!

Gopu: Abe, Bakwas Bandh Kar! /no

One-liner

The more you try to explain about the unfinished job and why you have not done, the more the person thinks you are incapable!!!

Cooking

Why I got into cooking???

Reason I :
Recently, I happened to meet some relatives of mine at dinner time. One of them asked me, "Beta, something is missing in this dish". I went and got for her a pinch of salt. She said, "You must be good cook". Lol.. is that so.. i never knew!!
I gave her my sheepish smile and went, because didnt want to break the somewhat-good-image I've created! So for the next time, I dont want to lie or escape like that (ofcourse, no Satyawadi would like to do!!)

Reason II :
I've often heard from an aunt, "If you want to reach for someone's heart, then you must start through stomach". Wow... thats indeed worhty quote. This will surely help in recession ... what about inviting the boss to dinner???? :D

Reason III :
As in Ratatouille, Gusteau says, "Anyone can cook". Any one includes me also!


Some of the basics of cooking :

• Cooking is all about proportions.
  
• If u really wanna cry but you can't, then go for onion chopping.
• Check the whistle of cooker otherwise it may do the work of bomb! serious!
• Only when you feel that you are good at chopping, you get a scream from the great chef (mom) that they are badly out of shape.
• A real serious one - Add salt to vegetable if you want it to get cooked soon.

Advantages of cooking :

• This one is a challenge, that one can always win. So be a winner!
• You can cook depending on your mood.
• You neednot depend on others.

Disadvantages :

• Next time your Mom will goto kitty party leaving all the cooking work to you! so beware of tht!
• As far as the second disadvantage, I didnt find any. If you have got any, please mention, I'll make note of it :D .

Wish u a happy cooking, happy eating and healthy living!! :)

/bye