My 55!

Bhopu : Yesterday, an hour after getting up, Sanju was highly perspiring! His pulse rate ranged from 76 to 100 then to 140 and was still exceeding!

Gopu: What happened?

Bhopu: What happened????? This is what happens, when one works out in treadmill!!!

Gopu: Abe, Bakwas Bandh Kar! /no

One-liner

The more you try to explain about the unfinished job and why you have not done, the more the person thinks you are incapable!!!